Chuck Norris stuff 012909 (Thursday, January 29, 2009)

When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the Gerber baby in the face because the baby gave him a "look".

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

When Chuck Norris has sex with men, it is not because he is gay, but because he has ran out of women.

Chuck Noris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.

When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

Got it all from Lucky! =))

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wanted bodyguard. 012909 ()

WANTED BODYGUARD!

We`re seriously looking for a bodyguard.

Please contact: Marianne Cleto, Arjanne Intia and Jomar Bernardo of 6D for details.

hey, guys. we need a BODYGUARD.
for who? that would be secret. why? `cause this dude needs great protection from this other group of boys. what should you do? or be? we need you to NOT BE BAKLA in times of 'sapakan' and you need to be a Lasallian. so, if you`re not one don`t even think about approaching us!
don`t worry you won`t be fighting, you`ll just be in the look out.
if you want to apply, go to the covered walk where the bag rack is and find
MARIANNE CLETO, ARJANNE INTIA & JOMAR BERNARDO of 6D.
please&&thankyou. :]

Labels: 012909, friends, school, wanted

i miss you. 012909 ()

I know alot would admit. We all miss our Grade 5 days. & I`m certain that nothing is ever gonna change that fact. New friends are just distractions of what you really want, and what you really love. You would never really know who are good and who are bad, but you could always count on the ones who were with you from the start; the ones who picked you up when you fell hard on the ground; the ones who stuck up for you and never let you down; those are the ones who really care for you. They`re the ones who like you for who you really are. The ones you don`t have to dress up for all the time and try to look good infront of. If they`re your true friends, they won`t judge you by the way you look or by how much money you have. & for that, Thank you 5G for the best year in Zobel. We have fought alot but we also laughed together and spent time together as if we were 37 kids of one proud mom. & Thanks Miss Hazel for being the best 2nd mommy, teacher and adviser anyone could have. You trusted us and guided us from the very first day we met you. You disciplined us and taught us how to be the best that we can be without trying to be somebody else. There`s going to be a time, that we Grenades will all get together, still hoping Javi will be there and throw a rockin` reunion party that will really be something that we will remember and treasure in our hearts forever. So, thank you 5G for really giving me the TIME OF MY LIFE. :)

5G Will Live on Forever.

Go Grenades, We`re the Bomb! :)

Labels: 012909, 5g 0708

lipat-bahay. 012909 ()

GUESS WHAT?! I made lipat-bahay from the Tiki Head to the Rock! I have 2 neighbors; Regina and Bea. They live together in the Pinapple. Bea got the matress, while Regina got the springboard. Too bad, Regina. =)) Anyway, it`s ber ber cool to be living under a rock, and what`s even cooler is that I`m pink and star-shaped! =)) I love my bahay. I mean rock.

Labels: 012909, The Pineapple The Tiki Head and The Rock

A day with Gravy. 012809 (Wednesday, January 28, 2009)

Okay! To make it clear, Gravy is the name of Annika`s hamster. Yes, it`s name is Gravy. This is because Annika was eating something with gravy when she got the hamster. =))

Anywaay, during basketball practice, me, my cousin, and Jodie went to the gym because my cousin wanted to try out. But she didn`t get to because she didn`t get to warm-up. So Annika was also there in the gym, and so we were talking about random stuff, then I brought up the subject about the Science Demo Project thingie. So, I asked Annika what they`re demo project was. Then instead of telling me, my cousin[Justine], got it from somewhere in the stack of bags. Then I saw a reaaally small, and fluffy hamster!!! It was soo cute. Then Annika told us the name and how it got the name. So after the whole story of the "blah blah blah" we played with it the whole afternoon. I miss Gravy! I`ll play with it tomorrow and Friday again! :))

Labels: 012809, Gravy

Lasallian Mentors' Day 012609 (Monday, January 26, 2009)

First : When the bell rang, we had to go to the SRCC Office to get our Student-Teacher ID's. There were too many of us so Ms. Louie told us to go back after flag ceremony. It was just like any other day; with the morning routine and stuff like that. The only diffirence is that 5 of us, from each section, get to be in civilian. \:D/

Second : Anyway, after the flag ceremony, we went to the SRCC Office, like what Ms. Louie told us. After we got out and got our ID's and schedules. Me, Maita and Eloise went to 6F to get Marcus Agoncillo, Eloise's partner. But he was so tagal, so me and Maita went straight to Division 1 to meet with Ms. Kate, the [Science] teacher we were assigned to. We met up with her in 2B then she gave us a Science Book and the things we had to do, written on a small piece of paper. After that she told us to meet her in 2B, again, after recess. So we went back to Division 2 to get our money and ate in the canteen.

Third : We went back to Division 1 and started teaching Science. It wasn't hard. It was actually fun! Especially with 2E; it was the best *slash* most behaved section we handled. Even though we had to review them for a Long Test [yess, they have a Long Test], all we had to do was go to BrainPopJr.com and watch the movie about changes in matter & played games and answered the online quizzes. We even made a Free Trial account. You could you is it if you want. =)) The username is dlsz0809 and the password is teachersday. We just couldn't think of anything. =)) Everytime we would leave a section and go to another one, Maita would always say "I forgot to log out!" when we were logging into BrainPop in a new section, and laugh.

Forth : When we were done with all our classes, we said goodbye to Ms. Kate and went back to Division 1. As soon as we got there, we said goodbye to each other and went back to our classes. Wow! That was some Teachers' Day! =)

Labels: 012609, Lasallian Mentors' Day, Teachers

Baby, just say yes.

Marry me, Juliet,
You'll never have to be alone
I love you
And that's all I really know
I talked to your dad,
You'll pick out a white dress
It's a love story, baby, just say yes

We were both young when I first saw you

Baby just say yes.

Hello, my name is Arjanne. Feel free to call me "Bood" or "Growee". :]] My best friends in class are Hans Fujimoto & Jamie Roxas, yeah! :] And Jerrydiño, my almost-real giraffe! :D

ASDBJGFGUFFGVFNADMOADFJ
Bea was here @ 8:27 pm! :]

We were both young when I first saw you.

Just a friendly reminder. I'm not always the person you think I am. :]

Chuck Norris stuff 012909 (Thursday, January 29, 2009)

When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the Gerber baby in the face because the baby gave him a "look".

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

When Chuck Norris has sex with men, it is not because he is gay, but because he has ran out of women.

Chuck Noris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.

When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

Got it all from Lucky! =))

Labels: 012909, Chuck Norris

wanted bodyguard. 012909 ()

WANTED BODYGUARD!

We`re seriously looking for a bodyguard.

Please contact: Marianne Cleto, Arjanne Intia and Jomar Bernardo of 6D for details.

hey, guys. we need a BODYGUARD.
for who? that would be secret. why? `cause this dude needs great protection from this other group of boys. what should you do? or be? we need you to NOT BE BAKLA in times of 'sapakan' and you need to be a Lasallian. so, if you`re not one don`t even think about approaching us!
don`t worry you won`t be fighting, you`ll just be in the look out.
if you want to apply, go to the covered walk where the bag rack is and find
MARIANNE CLETO, ARJANNE INTIA & JOMAR BERNARDO of 6D.
please&&thankyou. :]

Labels: 012909, friends, school, wanted

i miss you. 012909 ()

I know alot would admit. We all miss our Grade 5 days. & I`m certain that nothing is ever gonna change that fact. New friends are just distractions of what you really want, and what you really love. You would never really know who are good and who are bad, but you could always count on the ones who were with you from the start; the ones who picked you up when you fell hard on the ground; the ones who stuck up for you and never let you down; those are the ones who really care for you. They`re the ones who like you for who you really are. The ones you don`t have to dress up for all the time and try to look good infront of. If they`re your true friends, they won`t judge you by the way you look or by how much money you have. & for that, Thank you 5G for the best year in Zobel. We have fought alot but we also laughed together and spent time together as if we were 37 kids of one proud mom. & Thanks Miss Hazel for being the best 2nd mommy, teacher and adviser anyone could have. You trusted us and guided us from the very first day we met you. You disciplined us and taught us how to be the best that we can be without trying to be somebody else. There`s going to be a time, that we Grenades will all get together, still hoping Javi will be there and throw a rockin` reunion party that will really be something that we will remember and treasure in our hearts forever. So, thank you 5G for really giving me the TIME OF MY LIFE. :)

5G Will Live on Forever.

Go Grenades, We`re the Bomb! :)

Labels: 012909, 5g 0708

lipat-bahay. 012909 ()

GUESS WHAT?! I made lipat-bahay from the Tiki Head to the Rock! I have 2 neighbors; Regina and Bea. They live together in the Pinapple. Bea got the matress, while Regina got the springboard. Too bad, Regina. =)) Anyway, it`s ber ber cool to be living under a rock, and what`s even cooler is that I`m pink and star-shaped! =)) I love my bahay. I mean rock.

Labels: 012909, The Pineapple The Tiki Head and The Rock

A day with Gravy. 012809 (Wednesday, January 28, 2009)

Okay! To make it clear, Gravy is the name of Annika`s hamster. Yes, it`s name is Gravy. This is because Annika was eating something with gravy when she got the hamster. =))

Anywaay, during basketball practice, me, my cousin, and Jodie went to the gym because my cousin wanted to try out. But she didn`t get to because she didn`t get to warm-up. So Annika was also there in the gym, and so we were talking about random stuff, then I brought up the subject about the Science Demo Project thingie. So, I asked Annika what they`re demo project was. Then instead of telling me, my cousin[Justine], got it from somewhere in the stack of bags. Then I saw a reaaally small, and fluffy hamster!!! It was soo cute. Then Annika told us the name and how it got the name. So after the whole story of the "blah blah blah" we played with it the whole afternoon. I miss Gravy! I`ll play with it tomorrow and Friday again! :))

Labels: 012809, Gravy

Lasallian Mentors' Day 012609 (Monday, January 26, 2009)

First : When the bell rang, we had to go to the SRCC Office to get our Student-Teacher ID's. There were too many of us so Ms. Louie told us to go back after flag ceremony. It was just like any other day; with the morning routine and stuff like that. The only diffirence is that 5 of us, from each section, get to be in civilian. \:D/

Second : Anyway, after the flag ceremony, we went to the SRCC Office, like what Ms. Louie told us. After we got out and got our ID's and schedules. Me, Maita and Eloise went to 6F to get Marcus Agoncillo, Eloise's partner. But he was so tagal, so me and Maita went straight to Division 1 to meet with Ms. Kate, the [Science] teacher we were assigned to. We met up with her in 2B then she gave us a Science Book and the things we had to do, written on a small piece of paper. After that she told us to meet her in 2B, again, after recess. So we went back to Division 2 to get our money and ate in the canteen.

Third : We went back to Division 1 and started teaching Science. It wasn't hard. It was actually fun! Especially with 2E; it was the best *slash* most behaved section we handled. Even though we had to review them for a Long Test [yess, they have a Long Test], all we had to do was go to BrainPopJr.com and watch the movie about changes in matter & played games and answered the online quizzes. We even made a Free Trial account. You could you is it if you want. =)) The username is dlsz0809 and the password is teachersday. We just couldn't think of anything. =)) Everytime we would leave a section and go to another one, Maita would always say "I forgot to log out!" when we were logging into BrainPop in a new section, and laugh.

Forth : When we were done with all our classes, we said goodbye to Ms. Kate and went back to Division 1. As soon as we got there, we said goodbye to each other and went back to our classes. Wow! That was some Teachers' Day! =)

Labels: 012609, Lasallian Mentors' Day, Teachers